On Politicians, Government & Other Whores
- "The social welfare state is living proof that in life you do not always get what you pay for."
- "Do you want to see democracy in action? Have a look at the Rodney King video, that's democracy in action; four cops and a black man voting on who gets to be the piņata."
- "All states are police states, because they reserve the power of policing to themselves. You don't need new laws and new politicians, you need no laws and no politicians."
- "I am a Luciferian inarchist, as long as government exists, we're all in Hell."
- "When government decides how your rights can be exercised you can bet that your rights are being exorcised."
- "Frankly, there is nothing that can be done to save public education, and if the self appointed guardians of children really cared for the young they would put the entire edifice to the torch and burn it to the ground. Not to start over again, for it should not be replaced. Better the natural ignorance of the uneducated than the cultivated ignorance of the badly miseducated."
- "I hope that God regraded the handicapped ramp to Hell so that FDR picked up extra speed on the way down."
- "Warren G. Harding committed suicide after he sobered up one morning and realised, much to his horror, that he had become president."
- "Obviously you can't have policemen carrying around smartguns, it is far too dangerous to have sidearms smarter than the officers."
- "They only changed the name to the Bull-Moose Party after Teddy Roosevelt exposed himself during the convention."
- "There are no stupid questions, just government employees."
- "I have never been comfortable with people comparing politicians to whores. After all, whores are hard working, rarely think that they're better than you, never call the cops on you, and never force you to hire their cousin Bernie. All in all I think the world might be a better place if politicians were more like whores."